So – I just got back from vacation in Italy with my husband and no matter how much time I spend time there I still learn something about La Dolce Vita. On this trip I learned the following:

1. The reason for Hawaiian Tropics enduring success can be totally attributed to the Italians. August is beach time and they do not believe in SPF. Oil all the way, Baby.
2. Only Italian men are capable of hugging and kissing each other while wearing very small, brightly colored Speedos and still exude extreme amounts of testorone.
3. Man purses are making a comeback.
4. As are thongs.
5. Waxing amongst Italian men is not as popular as it is in America. Funny considering how tight their shirts are.
6. White wine with slices of peaches in it is a perfect summer drink. I think we should make it the official drink of Georgia.
7. The key to being able to consume large amounts of pasta and wine and still look good in a bikini is to walk. Everywhere. All the time. Take the stairs -and drink copious amounts of water. Oh yeah, and apparently smoking helps as well….
8. You do not have to stop wearing a bikini once you are over 45. Sagginess be damned – if you want to wear a bikini at 65 more power to you!
9. Family is really the most important thing.